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Face It, Fry, Baseball Was As Boring As Mom And Apple Pie.
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"Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie. That's why they
jazzed it up." -Leela
"Boring? Baseball wasn't...hmmm, so they finally jazzed it up." -Fry
Related:
Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA!
Hurry up! I wanna see the moon." -Fry "Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela
Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
Leela: Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.
Fry: There's a lot about my face you don't know....
Fry: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
Leela: Zoidberg! Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.
In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp." -Leela, after kissing Fry
Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed up.
Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas....