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• There was a young man who said "God, I find it exceedingly odd, That the willow oak tree Continues to be, When there's no one about in the Quad.
  "Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd, For I'm always about in the Quad...
• There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
  in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
• There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
  In China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
• Hey, er..." said Zaphod, "what's your name?" The man looked at them doubtfully.
  "I don't know. Why, do you think I should have one?...
• I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
  o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
  "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....