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• You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
  You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
• All you have to do to see the accuracy of my thesis is look around you.
  Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs - bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense - and you'll realize they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress....
• Real programmers don't dress for success unless they are going on an interview.
• You want the real diet of success? You want the great secret?
  You want to know how to shed those unwanted pounds?...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You want to grab a Disney animator by the lapels and lecture him about how to draw a caudal fin.
• Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress. -- Dave Barry
• If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
• Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?