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BBIL: Branch on Burned-out Indicator Light
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BBI: Branch on Burned-out Indicato
BBL Branch on Burned-out Lamp
DED /D-E-D/ n. Dark-Emitting Diode (that is, a burned-out LED).
Compare SED, LER, write-only mem early 1970s both Signetics and Texas instruments released DED spec sheets as AFJs (suggested uses included "as a power-off indicator")....
DED: /D-E-D/ n. Dark-Emitting Diode (that is, a burned-out LED).
Compare {SED}, {LER}, {write-only memory}. In the early 1970s both Signetics and Texas instruments released DED spec sheets as {AFJ}s (suggested uses included "as a power-off indicator")....
BBLB: Branch on Blinking Light Bulb
How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...
How many waiters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye....
How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?...
How many stock brokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out)....