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• How many BATF agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many BATF agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
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  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• It's always darkest when the light bulb has blown.
• What did the light bulb say to the fuse? That's a blow !