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• After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted of the unimpeded right to get rich, to use his ability, no matter what the cost to others, to win advancement.
  -- Norman Thoma...
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.
  As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created....
• When Zeno was asked what a friend was, he replied, "Another I.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Zeno, xix...
• What they said: What they meant: "You will be fortunate if you can get him to work for you.
  (We certainly never succeeded.) There is no other employee with whom I can adequately compare him....
• With deep concern, if not alarm, Dick noted that his friend Conrad was drunker than he'd ever seen him before.
  What's the trouble, buddy?", he asked, sliding onto the stool next to his friend....
• Mohandas K. Gandhi often changed his mind publicly.
  An aide once asked him how he could so freely contradict this week what he had said just last week....