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• Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
• Without guns, how are we gonna shoot anybody? We need guns.
  You never can tell when you're walking down the street you'll spot a moose....
• What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow?
• When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
  This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes....
• Hartley's First Law You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you've got something.
• You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
  -- Hartley's First Law...