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• First Corollary of Taber's Second Law: Machines that piss people off get murdered. -- Pat Tabe
• People perceive machines as people.
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• If a system does not have a payback for a given individual in the information chain,cthe information will get corrupted at the level of that individual, and become worse as it travels up the chain.
  -- Taber's First Law of Manufacturing Information Systems -- Pat Tabe...
• The shorter the line, the slower it moves. -- Taber's Law of Supermarke
• If you can't understand it, name it. -- Taber's Law of Scientific Research
• When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
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• Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law: When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.