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• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
  First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy....
• I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
  First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
• Gettin' married's a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
  After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl...
• Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....