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• One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
• One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
• I went mad once. Did me a world of good.
• Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
  Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
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  Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake. Took me the whole afternoon to track him down!...