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• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
• I'd love to, but... I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
  -- 36 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.
• I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.