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• If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. -- Albert Einstei
• Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
  -- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary...
• There are a couple of things a man loses when he gets older.
  One's his memory. I've forgotten the other....
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  -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
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  But if one wets his head, He loses it, in truth....
• Studies show that the average person has one testicle and one breast.
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