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• In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
• I've been married and divorced three times," the young man lamented.
  "I can't hold a job for more than six months at a time, and I'm in debt up to my ears....
• THe news of the day, no matter how trivial or unimportant, always takes up more time than a married man has.
  -- Ray O'Neil...
• For Africa to me . . . is more than a glamorous fact.
  It is a historical truth. No man can know where he is going unless he knows exactly where he has been and exactly how he arrived at his present place....
• The man who thinks he is smarter than his wife is married to a very smart woman.
• A married man sho wants to conceal his drunken infidelities can easily wake up in the morning wondering who he's lying next to.
• One man has never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
  Robert Burton (1577-1640)...
• My son got his first part, playing a man who's been married for thirty years.
  I told him to stick at it and next time he'd get a speaking part....
• A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he is finished. ZSA ZSA GARBOR