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Because My Name Is Daffy, They Think That I'm Insane Please Pass The Ketchup, I Think It's Going To Rain!
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Because my name is Daffy,
They think that I'm insane
Please pass the ketchup,
I think it's going to rain!
Oh, you can't bounce a meatball,
Try with all your might.
Turn on the radio,
I want to fly a kite!
-- D. Duck (daffy@wb.com)
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