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Next Friday Will Not Be Your Lucky Day. As A Matter Of Fact, You Don't Have A Lucky Day This Year.
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Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.
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Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.
Today is your lucky day.
Your lucky number is 511. Play the lottery every day, because you have no talents, and unless dumb luck makes you rich, people will continue to shun you.
I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
Your Lucky Color Is Fading.
Bart: By the way, your martinis suck! Kid: Oh yeah?
What are you going to do? Start your own casino in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come?...