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He Was So Lonely He Couldn't Eat Jell-O Without Fondling It First. -- Bob Hope
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He was so lonely he couldn't eat Jell-O without fondling it first.
-- Bob Hope
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OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ...
he first guy that gets your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?...
He had an awful dizzy spell. He dropped a dime in a revolving door and it took him five minutes to find it.
-- Bob Hope...
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
!... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT....
We love our little Johnny He's the best little boy in all the world And we wouldn't trade him for anything That's how much we love him.
No, we couldn't live without him So that's why, since he died, We keep him safe in our G....
Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal, finding some code that will make the machine do some more.
What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from?...
Lonely is a man without love.