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• One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your seat to another passenger.
  This may seem callous, but it is the best way, really....
• Whenever I travel I like to keep the seat next to me empty.
  I found a great way to do it. When someone walks down the aisle and says to you, "Is someone sitting there?...
• First passenger (waiting at a bus stop) ask another passenger "how long is the next bus".
  The reply is : "About 40 feet!...
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus because he thought someone would grab his seat.
• The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
• Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One was assaulted.
• One fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.
  No problems for the first few stops -- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well....