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• Sir! I'm so sorry my grocer committed you. We'll never shop there again!
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• I am committed--or should be.
• Trinity is the word for a committed god.
• Custer committed Siouxicide.
• To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education.
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• Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
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