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• Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet- trained.
  They wear neckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise clear desks....
• REAL PROGRAMMERS disdain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive
  prematurely toilet-trained neurotics who wear neckties and carefully line up sharpened pencils on an otherwise uncluttered desk....
• Real Programmers think structured programming is a Communist plot.
• Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
  -- Ray Simard...
• Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.
• PASCAL programmers are better structured.