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There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know.
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There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
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