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  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• Said a swinging young chick named Lyth Whose virtue was largely a myth, "Try as hard as I can, I can't find a man That it's fun to be virtuous with.
• And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower.
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• While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
  They put it in _exactly_ the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
• While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
  They put it in EXACTLY the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
• Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
  Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....