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Before I Begin, I'd Like To Recite The Lawyer's Praye
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"Before I begin, I'd like to recite the Lawyer's Prayer:
Lord, please let there be strife and misery among your people,
Lest your servant starve..."
-- Clonezone takes on lawyers, from "Badger"
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