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• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
  Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
• Bart: Dear Lord, if you keep Homer from embarrassing us today, we promise to build several churches in your honor.
  Lisa: Bart, no! -- The price to pay, "Homerpalooza...
• Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it.
  I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!...
• Before I begin, I'd like to recite the Lawyer's Praye
  Lord, please let there be strife and misery among your people, Lest your servant starve....
• Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Home
  What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?...
• Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
  As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay....
• Bart: [over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod
  How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?...
• Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck, honey.
  [kisses Bart] Lisa: Bart, I'm sorry I'm going to miss your public humiliation, but the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument is just too exciting to pass up!...
• Monica: So we're back on? Carol: We're back on. Monica
  You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes....