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About To Exchange Her Fur Wrap For A Dressing Gow
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About to exchange her fur wrap for a dressing gown:
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?
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Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
There is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
-- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- A Wedding-gow...
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like thumbscrews.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
Did you hear about the practical young miss who bought a negligee with fur around the hemline to keep her neck warm.
You know the honeymoon is over when you wife says she's going to slip into something a little more comfortable, and it turns out to be a twin bed!