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Before You Slip Into Unconsciousness, I'd Like To Have Another Kiss...
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Before you slip into unconsciousness,
I'd like to have another kiss...
Related:
You also have Freudian panties to go with that slip?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like thumbscrews.
SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!
Kiss you?? I shouldn't even be doing THIS!
Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
-- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
If beer finishes before you, you can have another. -- Men vs. Bee
Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....
Bart: Seymour, this is an absence slip signed by Nelson's mother.
And this is Nelson's English homework. Notice the identical elongated loops on the `d's....