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Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable? Like Thumbscrews.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like thumbscrews.
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You know the honeymoon is over when you wife says she's going to slip into something a little more comfortable, and it turns out to be a twin bed!
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If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
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The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold