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• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a Batavia newspaper.
  "The department of agriculture in Batavia reports that the number of dairy farms throughout the country is now 25 percent greater than it was 10 years ago....
• The following is a memo from the president of Cyberell Computer Company.
  "All of our customer-service employees recently attended a two-day retreat during which they received retraining in effective customer service....
• The following appeared in a memo at the XYZ company.
  "When XYZ lays off employees, it pays Delany Personnel Firm to offer those employees assistance in creating resum....
• Johnson's Law: The number of minor illnesses among the employees is inversely proportionally to the health of the organization.
• The number of minor illnesses among the employees is inversely proportional to the health of the organisation.
  -- Johnson's Law...
• Law of Legislative Action: The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.
• Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted in January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for doves or hawks.
  I think we need more owls." -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wi...
• The vice president for human resources at Climpson Industries sent the following recommendation to the company's president.
  "In an effort to improve our employees' productivity, we should implement electronic monitoring of employees' Internet use from their workstations....
• The quality of a department is inversely proportional to the number of courses it lists in its catalogue.
  -- Professor Joel Hildebrand...