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• There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.
  ' -- Michael Lara...
• Edna: Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived.
  They've been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000....
• If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
  -- Will Roge...
• It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else.
  -- Roge...
• The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr....