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• A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
  -- Mark Twai...
• A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg that looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• BRAHMA, n. He who created the Hindoos, who are preserved by Vishnu and destroyed by Siva -- a rather neater division of labor than is found among the deities of some other nations.
  The Abracadabranese, for example, are created by Sin, maintained by Theft and destroyed by Folly....
• Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs. -- Mark Twai
• Poetry, like chastity, can be carried too far. -- Mark Twai
• When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was.
  By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years....