10. Not everybody looks good naked.
9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.
8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee.
7. Fringe! Fringe! Fringe!
6. If you've got 72 hours to kill, you can probably find room for Sha Na Na.
5. Never attend an event with a 50,000 to 1 person to Port-A-San ratio.
4. Bellbottoms will never go out of style.
3. A drum solo cannot be too long.
2. I, David Letterman, will never rent out my farm again.
1. We are stardust. We are golden. We are going to look really stupid to
future generations.
-- David Letterman, Top Ten Lessons of Woodstock
