10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day... Think about it."
8. "HONK if you've slept with commander Riker!"
7. "Guns don't kill people... Class 2 phasers do!"
6. "Zero to warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
5. "CAUTION... We have a trigger happy klingon at tactical."
4. "If you can read this... Don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
2. "We brake for cubes!"
1. "Wesley on board!"
-- Top Ten BumperStickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise
