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  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
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