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• All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
• The following appeared in a newspaper feature story.
  "At the small, nonprofit hospital in the town of Saluda, the average length of a patient's stay is two day...
• A recent addition to the IRS employee manual makes clear that the agency would continue to operate and to collect taxes immediately after any national emergency -- "especially resulting from nuclear attack.
• Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately.
  b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn....
• Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. -- Slovenian Proverb
• After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
• The following appeared in a letter from a department chairperson to the president of Pierce University.
  "Some studies conducted by Bronston College, which is also located in a small town, reveal that both male and female professors are happier living in small towns when their spouses are also employed in the same geographic area....
• The following appeared in a memo to managers of Christine's, a chain of craft stores.
  "Several major newspapers have recently run articles noting an increased interest in pottery....
• SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!! Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U.
  S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment, and anticipated opposition....