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After Two Days In The Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.
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After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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They try to humiliate you in the hospital. They make you pee in a bottle.
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The patient's taken a turn for the nurse.
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Well, one or two ideas do suggest themselves, but you'd probably think they were unhygienic....
Ah, Captain. I hope you're going to conduct yourself with a little more decorum this time.
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Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2049...
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