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• Stuck in Mobile, with the Memphis blues again. -- Bob Dyla
• Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks and chicke
  Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dicke...
• Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met!
  [pounds on Grampa] Betty: [walks in] What is going on in here?...
• THE TRUTH WILL MAKE YOU FREE: * but first, it will make you anxious.
  * however, if it comes in the form of a utility bill, likely the first thing to be freed up will be your bank book....
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.
• Homer: [giggles] I can see everything and they're none the wiser!
  [the glass starts to crack, then it breaks and he falls in] Moe...