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• See? I told you them wizards was dangerous {ribbet}!
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the system from within.
  I'm coming now I'm coming to reward them. First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin....
• There was a phone call for you, I told them you were playing and goofing off.
  Your boss wants to see you immediately....
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• The spokesperson told me that one of the hot toys for boys this year, once again, is the G.
  I. Joe action figure and "accessories," which is the toy industry code word for guns, as i...
• QOTD: "It's sort of a threat, you see. I've never been very good at them myself, but I'm told they can be very effective.
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• Who told you I was paranoid?! It was THEM, wasn't it?!