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The Spokesperson Told Me That One Of The Hot Toys For Boys This Year, Once Again, Is The G.
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The spokesperson told me that one of the hot toys
for boys this year, once again, is the G.I. Joe
action figure and "accessories," which is the toy
industry code word for guns, as in: "Don't nobody
move! I got an accessory!"
-- Dave Barry
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As you will see, I told them, in no uncertain terms, to see Figure one.
-- Dave "First Strike" Pare...
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Give me the right word and the right accent and I will move the world.
If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work.
The voices told me to clean all the guns today....
I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater.
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Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot....