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• Better the prince of some inferior court, Than second, or less, in beatific light.
  -- Lucifer, Joost van den Vondel's "Lucife...
• He has been known by many names; the Prince of Lies, the Director, Lucifer, Belial, and once, at a party, some obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude".
  -- Stig's Inferno...
• Lucifer designed MS-DOS to try men's souls.
• What if they gave a war and only one side came? -- Lucife
• How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning!
  -- Old Testament -- Isaiah xiv, 12...
• Lucifer speaking. Who in hell do you want? -- Answering machine madness - authority figure
• In the absence of any evidence tending to show that possession or use of a 'shotgun having a barrel of less than eighteen inches in length' at this time has some reasonable relationship to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia
  we cannot say that the Second Amendment guarantees the right to keep and bear such an instrument....
• An expert doesn't know more than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.
  -- Van Oech's Law...
• Few things are less enjoyable than being old enough to know better.