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Birthdays Are Like Busses, Never The Number You Want.
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Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
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-- Ogden Nash...
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You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.
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It's at moments like this that you want to squeeze false fruit.
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