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• The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
  I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash...
• Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. -- Ogden Nash
• One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it .
  .. Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. -- Ogden Nash...
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
• I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
  Perhaps, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash...
• The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
  I'm never sure. Are you? -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...