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  He believed the night watchman was asleep. -- Ronnie Corbe...
• At Crystal Palace this evening, Neville Stitch broke his own world record in the eight hundred meters.
  He was so pleased he went on to try the high hurdles, but, thinking they were the low hurdles, he shattered his personal best....
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• The only people who do not make mistakes are dead people.
  I saw a man last week who has not made a mistake in four thousand years....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood an even five feet in his socks, was taking his first airplane trip.
  He took a seat next to a hulking bruiser of a man who happened to be the heavyweight champion of the world....
• Brockman: ... means death for us all. And now, "Kent's People!
  Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty- five-year-old Springfieldite who has earned everything the hard way, but never let adversity get him down....
• A Hollywood producer calls a friend, another producer on the phone.
  "Hello?" his friend answers. "Hi!" says the man....
• A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's.
  -- Jean Paul Richte...