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• Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are all discreet, One who murmurs that his wife Is the lodestar of his life, One who keeps assuring you That he never was untrue, Never loved another one.
  .. Lady, lady, better run! -- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note...
• Every one says that politicians lie all the time, and that just isn't so!
  But you do have to understand body language to know when they're lying and when they aren't....
• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
• You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke
• A single flow'r he sent me, since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose
  Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet-- One perfect rose....
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• I can give you a sentence with the word horticulture.
  You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke...
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!