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• If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorthy Parke...
• If you would know what the Lord God thinks of money, you have only to look at those to whom he gives it.
  BARING...
• There is no God! He just thinks he's there!
• Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now Dorothy Parke
  Don't Worry--he'll come back in style -- Dorothy Parke...
• They sicken of the calm that know the storm. -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)
• If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice how he acts when he looses money.
  -- New England proverb...
• Who loves not wisely but too well Will look on Helen's face in hell, But he whose love is thin and wise Will view John Knox in Paradise.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
  Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...