Lady, Lady, Should You Meet One Whose Ways Are All Discreet, One Who Murmurs That His Wife Is The Lodestar Of His Life, One Who Keeps Assuring You That He Never Was Untrue, Never Loved Another One.

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Lady, lady, should you meet
One whose ways are all discreet,
One who murmurs that his wife
Is the lodestar of his life,
One who keeps assuring you
That he never was untrue,
Never loved another one...
Lady, lady, better run!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note"

By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and he vows his passion is infinite, undying -- Lady, make a note of thi
One of you is lying. -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence...
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. -- Lillian Day
One old lady turns to another: "Oooh, who did your hair?
Who did your hair? My God, your hair looks like a wig!...
A gentleman is one who doesn't demand a lady prove that she is. -- Solomon Sho
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Never kiss a lady on the hand, especially just after her return from one of those self-service gas stations.
La Belle Dame Sans Merci: The beautiful lady who never says thank you. -- Michael Flande
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. -- Fred Alle

Lady, Lady, Should You Meet One Whose Ways Are All Discreet, One Who Murmurs That His Wife Is The Lodestar Of His Life, One Who Keeps Assuring You That He Never Was Untrue, Never Loved Another One.

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