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• Freedom from incrustation of grime is preceded in paramount only by rectitude.
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  The more the marble wastes, The more the statue grows. -- Michelangelo (1474-1564) -- Sonne...
• Two obviously high-class old ladies are strolling down a city street when they run across a grizzled
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• There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment--and nothing more corrupting.
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