Related:

• My grandfather... saw where inherited wealth ruined people.
  And my grandfather was right. -- Vice-President Dan Quayle giving an analysis of his own situatio...
• How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Marti
• Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
  Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
• To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire.
  These generally go for six hundred thousand. -- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coa...
• Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the computers that Bill Gates made $
  100 million crashing last weekend....
• Where is Ed and the $20 million?
• Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• Ari: Would you care to bet a million dollars on that?
  Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make it interesting!...
• Hell hath no fury like a woman beaten out of a million dollars.