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• Burns: [smashes some pictures] [tries to overturn a table, but can't] Smithers, turn over this table for me.
  Smithers: Yes, sir....
• Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable.
  .. Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my ....
• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• Plutonium rod used as paperweight.
  -- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
  That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir....
• Okay, men. Geiger counters on.
• Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower.
  -- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Homer: [wakes with a start] Aa! [twiddling levers wildly] Uh, just resting my eyes!
  Burns: Ah, well-done. A rested employee is a vigilant employee....
• Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are up six points.
  Burns: Ah, giving me a total of... Advisor: Six....