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Norm: Gentlemen, Start Your Taps. -- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter Coach
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Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps.
-- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife.
-- Cheers, Any Friend of Diane's
Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Not for the squeamish, Coach.
-- Cheers, Friends, Romans, and Accountants
Related:
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'.
-- Cheers, Truce or Consequences Sam: What's up, Norm?...
Norm comes in with an attractive woman.] Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe. -- Cheers, Norman's Conquest Coach...
Sam: What's new, Norm? Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach
Beer, Norm? Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it....
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
-- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie?...
Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'.
Norm returns from the hospital.] Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm: Everything that's supposed to be. -- Cheers, Diane Meets Mom Sam...
Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.
-- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights Coach: What's shaking, Norm?...
Sam: What do you know there, Norm? Norm: How to sit.
How to drink. Want to quiz me? -- Cheers, Loverboyd Sam...