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Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
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Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
Fortran programmers are down in the dumps.
COBOL programmers are self-documenting.
COBOL programmers do it with bugs.
Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.
COBOL programmers do it very slow.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
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Real Programmers don't read the "Wall Street Journal"; they read dumps.