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Better A Sister In A Whorehouse Than A Brother On A Honda.
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Better a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on a Honda.
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Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and married. -- Brother Sammy Shore
Lisa: [tucking in Rod] Once there was a robot named Todd.
Todd: Did he have a brother? Lisa: Yes, he had a brother named Rod, who was two space years older than him....
You won't find out later that your cucumber (a) is married, (b) is on penicillin, (c) likes you -- but loves your brother!
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
Save The Whales. Harpoon A Honda!
Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
Save the whales -- harpoon a Honda.
How sharper than a serpent's tooth is a sister's "See?" -- Linus Van Pel